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catharsis
Feb. 1st, 2007 | 07:49 pm
-- now cease and desist your WHINING, lest I politely DIP YOUR LUNGS through your SPLEEN with a RUSTY MACHETE.
ETA: OR a WOODEN POLE.
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catharsis
Jan. 18th, 2007 | 07:05 pm
amputation: 
blank
And profficiently inferior.
Why Radu, is it the monthly time of your moon's blood already ~ ♥ ?
private :: sealed
Where - where - WHERE - is she - how - feel - know - found - third eye blind -red - white - where - WHY NOT THERE AM - AM.
Dare leave me...? ...Integra....?
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catharsis
Jan. 12th, 2007 | 07:10 pm
...yay.
My other selves are bemoaning the overwhelming misericordia of such sinisterly philosophical affairs of utter import such as, say, their newest pimple.
...yay.
My brother is still making the sucky-sucky-two-pound industry happy.
...yay.
...now fancifully cease and desist your whining, ogling, squeeing and general breathing and go bleed, you motherfucking punks.
Bleed for me.
Bleed for me slowly ~ ♥
[ ooc: ...the Year may come and go, he remains as, er, charming as ever. ]
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catharsis
Dec. 28th, 2006 | 08:12 pm
I feel like fucking a very cheap, hideous, diseased slut.
...so tell me, brother, are you booked from 12:00 to 12:30 ?
~
[ ooc: ...let the teasing commence? Yes, he is THAT childish. -__-; ]
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my letter to Santa
Dec. 24th, 2006 | 09:36 pm
amputation: 
amused
Dear Santa,
I've been a good, good boy, of late. Why, I've only maimed, skinned, impaled, raped, de-veined and killed creatures that were especially naughty.
And in fact, today I marred my itsy-bitsy, supremely wise and delicate hands to carve a statue of La Rouge, Madonna and Child.
Now I should truly, indeed and in the honour of all adverbial privilege go CRUSH KILL DESTROY EAT something, because I need lots and lots of blood to take a piss on it.
I know you'd approve of it all, Santa, so I of course feel entitled to ask for what I want the very best, this year. Preferably, in Biblic wrapping, because I'm a profoundly religious fellow like that.
So bloody hell get to it, punk.
Love,
Alucard
P.S : I devoured your fucking milk and cookies. You're too fat for them anyway ~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~ ♥
[ ooc : ...the brain, how he makes it HURT >.< Merry Christmas for all those who celebrate it, though ! ^__^ ]
I've been a good, good boy, of late. Why, I've only maimed, skinned, impaled, raped, de-veined and killed creatures that were especially naughty.
And in fact, today I marred my itsy-bitsy, supremely wise and delicate hands to carve a statue of La Rouge, Madonna and Child.
Now I should truly, indeed and in the honour of all adverbial privilege go CRUSH KILL DESTROY EAT something, because I need lots and lots of blood to take a piss on it.
I know you'd approve of it all, Santa, so I of course feel entitled to ask for what I want the very best, this year. Preferably, in Biblic wrapping, because I'm a profoundly religious fellow like that.
So bloody hell get to it, punk.
Love,
Alucard
P.S : I devoured your fucking milk and cookies. You're too fat for them anyway ~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~ ♥
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catharsis
Dec. 6th, 2006 | 09:25 pm
amputation: 
awake
How the hunt draws near, and the angel clear, and the angel dear, and the angel-angel-angel - God. Is. DEAD.
...where does that leave the angel but in my music box? Pray for me, ne, Walter...? Pray and pray...?
Angel, angel, dark thoughts, dark wings - spread for me, spread for me spread and bleed.
Oh, the concupiscence. Just bleed.
Boo.
[ ooc : apologies, Walter-mun! I'm an airhead! ;__; Welcome to A_I! ]
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catharsis
Nov. 19th, 2006 | 09:51 am
amputation: out to keel y'all
And then God said, Let There Be Fucking LIGHT.
...Int-HAHAahhahhhehhahahaha-eg-ahhaha-r
YO. Punks.
...come get some.
~
Neeeee, Integraaaaaaa... can I take the bitch out for a walk...?
[ ooc : out and killin' - if ordered, might actually do something for others involved. If not, best tip is not to take sanctuary near him. He'll use innocents for either bait or - uch - seasoning. ]
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Oh, PET ME already.
Nov. 11th, 2006 | 12:04 am
amputation: 
puppy
Neeee, Integra... no matter what the whimpering boy toy has to say...
~
~
[ ooc : why, er, read the logs, he means the CIGAR, of course ~ *snicker* ]
~
...mine's bigger.
[ ooc : why, er, read the logs, he means the CIGAR, of course ~ *snicker* ]
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catharsis
Nov. 8th, 2006 | 12:18 am
Inferno --
Sequence: Cromwell Resistance Ward
Parameter: 85%
Status: pending.
Auto-regenera----
Seal…override?
Tche…hhahahhaahahaha…heh-HahhahaaHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA…
No existent override. Hellsing Command – nullified. Seal…
…obliteration… if that smell so close, if that touch so near, if that hunger satisfied…ord- …SEAL NULLIFIED.
A Hellsing. Here.
…mine.
See-touch-feel-sink-feast on.
Mine.
I shall kill – seek – crush – destroy - am all your enemies.
Coming. For You.
Afraid yet... Hellsing? Cry for me. I can't wait to see you try, like Him. And fail, unlike Him.
Hellsing blood, oh the gift of the claim...whisper some prayers for me, lovely, lovely Hellsing. In this new World where you've awakened me... I'll rape your FESTERING CORPSE into a pretty grave, you and all those around you.
…Order, Master.
Oh! And those were excerpts from the lovely, lovely Magnificat, of course!
“As He spoke to our fathers, to Abraham and to His posterity forever.
Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Spirit.
As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.” ]